If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms.
I always tell people I want to live to be 150 and they say why would you want to do that. I say, well there's a few people I haven't made mad yet, I want to get them.
What's the difference between a three-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In six weeks, the puppy stops whining.
If you're not in the parade, you watch the parade. That's life.
Cap Boso? How could I cut a guy with a name like that?
The shoulder surgery was a success. The lobotomy failed.
George Halas throws nickels around like man hole covers.