Neil Patrick Harris Oscars Quotations

This next presenter is so lovely you could eat her up with a spoon

Benedict Cumberbatch is not only the best name in show business, it's also the response you get when you ask John Travolta to pronounce Ben Affleck.

Oh sure, now you like him [after the audience applaud David Oyelowo].

Tonight we celebrate Hollywood's best and whitest, sorry... brightest.

The subject of Citizenfour, Edward Snowden, could not be here for some treason.