Ozzy Osbourne Good Quotations

Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years!

L.A.'s not a good place to grow old.

If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.

Still, one of the few good things about being dyslexic is that when I say I don’t read reviews, I mean I don’t read reviews.

L.A.'s not a good place to grow old.

I've had so much good luck happen to me that I can't handle bad luck.