Corporate corruption has ecological merits. It's helping to preserve that species known as Democrats - thought to be endangered as recently as the year 2000.
Democrats hate America being a world power because world power gives power to the nation instead of to Democrats.
Democrats hate stay-at-home spouses, no matter what gender or gender preference.
The difference between American parties is actually simple. Democrats are in favor of higher taxes to pay for greater spending, while Republicans are in favor of greater spending, for which the taxpayers will pay.