Penn Jillette Way Quotations

Barack Obama is way smarter than Bush - so way, way smarter than me. Obama is way more charismatic than me.

My parents were teetotalers and my grandparents were - it's all the way back. It's New English puritanical tradition.

God works in mysterious, inefficient, and breathtakingly cruel ways

I believe that the best way to become an atheist is to read the bible

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'

A two-party system is way too good for those two parties.

My love of computers, besides being practical, is very direct and visceral. I love the way things look on the screen.