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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got...

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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.

Bo Burnham Quote About Funny, Girlfriend, Uncles: Im A Stand Up Comic...

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