If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer,...

If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.

Craig Ferguson Quote About Beer, Alcohol, Tequila: If I Have A Near...
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