The next time I move I hope I get a real easy phone number,...

The next time I move I hope I get a real easy phone number, something like 2222222. People will ask, "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'll say, "Just press two for a while, when I answer, you'll know that you've pressed two enough."

Mitch Hedberg Quote About Funny, Real, Moving: The Next Time I Move...
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