Baloney Quotations

Selling his new book about this phony baloney war on Christmas, John revealed a very ugly side to himself. He is one of those people who think all religions but his are mistaken. You know, the way a lot of these religious nut bag terrorists think.

Supernatural perhaps...baloney, perhaps not!

There have been a lot of improvements in the online experience, ... Things have gone from being a lot of dancing baloney and stuff that didn't work to applications that work the way people expect them to.

The Texas Toll Party is promoting more baloney then the Oscar Mayer meat company ever made.

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it.

If you are writing about baloney, don't try to make it Cornish hen, because that is the worst kind of baloney there is. Just make it darned good baloney.

Don't believe this baloney that we somehow break the budget,

Baloney fudging mustard!

You're baloney without the mayo.

No matter how thin you slice it it's still baloney.

Why does baloney avoid the grinder?

Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex.