Cucumbers Quotations

In chess, you should be as cool as a cucumber.

I have this wonderful personal chef who sources and stocks all my organic produce and I basically live on five smoothies a day. I'm totally vegan. I blend this green concoction with kale, cucumber, broccoli, string beans, avocado. My protein comes from protein powder. There is absolutely no milk, butter, cheese.

I slice up a ton of cucumbers, celery, carrots and red and yellow peppers. Keep them in your fridge so you always have something handy to curb your snack attack.

You are offered a piece of bread and butter that feels like a damp handkerchief and sometimes, when cucumber is added to it, like a wet one.

I like a pickled cucumber. A regular cucumber I'm not so interested in.

Cucumber and bergamot," Clary said. "Is there anything else you hate that I ought to know about?" Jace looked at Dorothea over the rim of his teacup. "Liars," he said.

Life is like a cucumber. One minute it's in your hand, the next it's up you ass.

Divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall universe and reboot.

Tis not her coldness, father, That chills my labouring breast; It's that confounded cucumber I've ate and can't digest.

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.

The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around. That's all you need to know.

Is your cucumber bitter? Throw it away. Are there briars in your path? Turn aside. That is enough. Do not go on and ay, 'Why were things of this sort ever brought into the world?'

Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.