Nipples Quotations

The only intuitive interface is the nipple. Everything else is learned.

What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!

The eyes are the nipples of the face.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

I'm gonna stick your head so far up your *ss your gonna have to cut holes in your nipples to see!

Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.

My nipples could cut glass.

The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.

You can't win a marathon without putting some bandaids on your nipples!

I’ve got four nipples. I think I must have been a twin, but the one other went away and left its nipples behind.

The note wasn't signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard.

Nobody gives a rat's nipple about me.

Prancing around with marshmallowss on your nipples does *not* constitute living your life fully!

I probably have the worst wardrobe. It's the most ill-fitting with the worst patterns and colors and the most nipple rubbage. There's bad chafing, and it's always tight in all the wrong places. What's sad is that I'm kinda getting used to it.

Singing is a f***ing blast. When it’s really good, it’s as good as the best sex. I get nipple erections all the time on stage, I do!

A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I'm going to say, 'ouch.' If I pinch your right nipple, you're going to say 'ouch.' A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.

I think it's very hard to be naked in a scene and not be upstaged by your nipples.

You know, if Chyna had a nipple for every time someone said she was the breast looking woman here, she'd be a millionaire!

Faith is under the left nipple.

My boobs are so low I had to put curb feelers on my nipples!