Triple H Quotations

'Rocky' is a movie that just happens to be about boxing. It's really about characters and story lines and relationships and all those things, and the backdrop is boxing. You can go back and watch the final fight in 'Rocky' a thousand times. If you dig that movie, if you like the characters, you'll watch the whole movie over and over.

Hollywood's great, but wrestling is my first love.

I get meals when I can, or I have protein shakes.

Being on the road is no excuse for having a poor diet. I don't like fast food, but if I have to, I'll order three plain grilled chicken sandwiches and throw out the buns.

I love steakhouses. When I'm in Chicago, I know there's a Gibsons that's open late. 13 Coins at Sea-Tac Airport in Washington is a gourmet restaurant I love.

Hardcore wrestling like CZW is just nonsense. There's no story there. You've got guys jumping off of houses onto barb wired tables, and that's it. They don't know how to work. CZW is trash.

It's the beauty of WWE. We use all our platforms to cross-promote each other and vice versa.

None of us are bigger than the WWE. It will always continue to go on, and I will always be a part of it.

When I'm on the road, restaurants are like gyms: I know where I want to be in each city.

Getting ready to wrestle is like getting ready for a car crash. Getting ready to work with Brock Lesnar is like knowing you're going to get hit by a bus and the bus is going to back over you. If I'm going to work 'WrestleMania,' 16 weeks out I have to start training like I'm Mayweather getting ready for a fight.

I'm friends with Criss Angel. Criss has offered me a million times to go downstairs and see the setup. I don't want to see it. I just want to go, 'God, how did you do that?'

I think that if you go through life and no one hates you, then that means you're not good at anything

Your destiny is what you make. It's the choices that you make. And for every choice, there's a consequence.

When you look across the ring at me, and you look into my eyes, you are not immmortal, you are not an icon; you are just like everybody else. You are an obstacle, and I will run you over. And that is not a threat, that is not a warning; that is just a fact! Because brother, I am THE GAME...and I AM THAT...DAMN...GOOD!

This Game is not over, it is just beginning.

There's only one thing on my mind. There's only one goal. One aim. One focus.

You will look into my eyes and you will know I am The Game and that I am that damn good!

A man I respected very early in my career told me, 'If you wanna truly be good at this, you have to learn to hate.'

It has nothing to do with [Renee] being a female or not, it has to do with her being the right person for the job. She’s got a great voice that cuts through the clutter. She is very knowledgeable about WWE, about its history, about the talent and she is really willing to step up and do her homework. I think you’re going to see her grow. You’re going to see her jump on this challenge to become a regular fixture and a regular voice and, hopefully, maybe one day the voice of WWE.

Why don't you make a contibution to my sanity, and do the one thing you never seem to be able to do... SHUT UP!!!

If I choose to come in this ring and walk over here and stand infront of the bald wonder twins and beat the living crap out of you, I can.

After crippling the big red retard tonight, over a short period of time I have run the gambit of the who's who in the World Wrestling Federation! Crippling Stone Cold Steve Austin, destroying the unstoppable Mankind; putting him out for three months and beating him for the WWF championship. And then, defending it only a week later and dominating...and, oh yeah, taking to school that little punk, your champion, The Rock!

Evolution is your solution.

We all grew up as huge wrestling fans, and we need to understand why we liked it so much.

What you've got is 30,000 people calling you an asshole.- Stone Cold Steve Austin What I've got is 30,000 people I couldn't care less if they lived or died.

Never fear because Triple H is here.

This is a game that you don't want to be in!

Were still gonna do those things not because weve got nothing to lose.. were still gonna do them because.. WERE RICH BIATCH!!

There is always a plan B.

First of all, Jericho...Liberace called and said he wants his pajamas back!

My bazooka is locked, cocked, and ready to unload.

You ever tried to pick up your teeth with a bunch of broken fingers

You know, if Chyna had a nipple for every time someone said she was the breast looking woman here, she'd be a millionaire!

Last night at WrestleMania, in front of 68,000 people, I defeated Chris Jericho and became the Undisputed World Wrestling Federation Champion. And all of the doubts went away, because I proved to myself, I proved to the world, I proved to Chris Jericho that I AM The Game, and apparently I am THAT...DAMN...GOOD!

Alcohol does kill brain cells, because you've lost it.

I am The Game and I am that damn good!

For the love of God, does anybody got a toothbrush?

Parental Discretion is advised, but will be completely f*n, ignored

Vegas is great, isn't it, man? This is the greatest place on Earth. Lookit; you have everything you could want; adult movies...this is a nice neighborhood!

Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world!

You can never have enough nerds, freaks, and weirdos. You know what I'm sayin'?

Sting's legacy was built on Ric Flair's reputation.

You're probably right; he probably needs medication. That's all.

Eddie's up there. He's lyin' to somebody, he's cheatin' somebody, and he's stolen all of our hearts.

Trust me, lots of guys bring women up to their rooms when their wives are aren't there and get massages, it happens all the time. It means 'nothing'.

He who laughs last, laughs best.

What the hell kind of family did I marry into?

I'm bi-lots of things but lingual isn't one of them. Wait, did I mean to say that?

I don't look like I've been on a week long crack binge with Amy Winehouse.

So parents, get your children's permission to watch!

I just want everybody to know, on a personal note, from me, sincerely, it was all his fault.

Batista does look pretty mad.

What is this, a Hybrid? You guys must be proud of yourselves.

Lita wait! I need advice on taking 5 guys at once!

There's nothing to be ashamed of here. Everyone's been with Carlito's sister!

It takes more than some mind games, a couple of parlor tricks, to get under my skin.

Very, very good Pavlov, all your dogs have barked when you rang the bell. Your test was successful.

Tear to a glass eye. Tear to a glass eye.

Hey, get a nice shot of the brand-new Mr. and Mrs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley!

Something stinks here, and this time, it's not just him.

Room service. You like me fluff pillow?

But Shane-O, Shane-O, you've got it all wrong, son. You see, when I pass, I'm not gonna leave my money to you! When I pass, I'm gonna leave all of my money to my beautiful daughter Stephanie... and, and whoever that guy is that knocked her up.

Looks to me, Vince, like you hit a hole in one.

Come on, Chris. It'll be just you, me, and the great, wide open over here.