Pig Quotations

A pig has a plow on the end of its nose because it does meaningful work with it. It is built to dig and create soil disturbance, something it can't do in a concentrated feeding environment. The omnivore has historically been a salvage operation for food scraps around the homestead.

My wife tells me I am a male chauvinist pig and I have to sort of admit it. In my office and in my home, I'm not very democratic. I think of myself as a benevolent dictator.

The Travel Channel had success with their 'Food Paradise' series, '10 Best Places to Pig Out' and those types of specials, so they knew there was a market for comfort food and wanted to develop a show around it.

I never want to be in that stage where a band ends up playing state fairs and casinos. I am not willing to go out shooting up Botox and eating corn dogs while judging pig contests.

CNN and MSNBC, our primary competitors, are trying to figure out how to beat us. There are some good, smart people at those networks, and even occasionally a blind pig finds an acorn.

Never try and teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

One of the attractions of the pig is the widespread acceptance that it is regarded as ethically proper to rear and then kill large numbers of pigs for food.

Shoot for the moon, ... And you need to find a cure quickly for this scum-sucking pig of a disease because women rule the world.

She was a bourgeois pig anyway. Her husband is a doctor,

When there's no agenda and no real message what happens is you can't really have a message. You can put lipstick on a pig all you day long but it's still a pig, ... This Week.

I am very concerned about the actions of USDA to close beef processing plants in Montana. The timing of this action is disturbing. We hope USDA is not taking this action in retribution for MCA, R-CALF USA and Governor Schweitzer's recent actions to protect the Montana cow herd from Canadian bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE). Governor Schweitzer purchased a 4-H pig during the Lewis and Clark County Fair, and that carcass is hanging at the Butte plant targeted for closure by USDA.

Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries , and you will have a fine pig and a bad child

From the practical point of view, the susceptibility to infection of the guinea pig proved to be the most useful step forward. Today, all laboratories use this animal for preserving the virus.

Here's a cute little fish. It kind of looks like a pig and it squawks and everything.

We've given consideration for all sorts of alternatives, ... and what it boils down to is pig eradication was the only answer. While that might have been a difficult decision, it was nonetheless the right decision.

He didn't feel any regret or any sorrow. It was just like he was cutting the pig meat at a meat market. He's a butcher, a human beings butcher.

He is like a pig in slop in this thing -- this is clearly what he was born to do. When I first heard about 'The Apprentice' I thought it was a great idea for a show -- and I thought Donald Trump was going to stink the whole thing up. I was 100 percent wrong.

PIETY, n. Reverence for the Supreme Being, based upon His supposed resemblance to man.The pig is taught by sermons and epistles To think the God of Swine has snout and bristles. --Judibras

I think there are a lot of people who are concerned about this. It's a pig in a poke, to use an old term.

We don't eat cow or pig -- the industry for a long time has been saying why do we eat kangaroo?

Yeah, everybody from Iowa's a pig farmer, ... We just laugh about it. Because if you look at him and look at his dad, they're probably two of the cleanest pig farmers I've ever seen in my life.

Yeah, everybody from Iowa's a pig farmer. We just laugh about it. Because if you look at him and look at his dad, they're probably two of the cleanest pig farmers I've ever seen in my life.

The pig and the chicken were on their way to breakfast, trying to decide what to have. When chicken said, ''Let's have ham and eggs.'' The pig then replied, ''That's fine for you, it's a small donation on your part, but it's a total sacrifice for me.''

The pig is already out of the barn as far as the effects of the yield curve on net interest margins. Margins will probably get modestly worse, but it won't be dramatic because the real negative impact has been absorbed.

The pig is an outstanding model to study human diseases. Understanding the pig genome should provide enormous opportunities for treating human disorders like obesity, diabetes and heart disease. It also could improve the breeding of pigs to produce human-transplant organs.

The pig may have moved through the python.

We're scrappy. York, we hope, is a guinea pig for a pilot program.

During the week, the pig races and petting zoo, along with the magician, were all crowd pleasers.

Does anybody else find it absolutely hilarious that a football coach is complaining about being lied to during the recruiting process? That's like the pig telling the skunk he has body odor.

I slept with this girl, in the morning I asked her if she wanted breakfast in bed? She said one pig in the blanket was enough.

The sequencing of the pig genome is a scientific advance that will offer great benefits for consumers and human health.

Arguing with a teenager is like wrestling with a pig in the mud...sooner or later you realize the pig likes it!

You folks are like the pig at a ham and egg breakfast. You are committed.

To settle with the tobacco companies before we have all the facts, including the industry's self-proclaimed 'privileged' documents, is to buy the proverbial pig in a poke,

Experience is what counts. You want someone who does this every day, not someone who rents for a day to do a couple of surgeries. You don't want to be the guinea pig for an obstetrician delivering his first baby, or a doctor doing open-heart surgery for the first time, right?

The Pork Marketing Board worked with advertising and marketing firms to position the pig as a sort of four-legged chicken - a healthy part of any low-fat lifestyle. The Other White Meat campaign launched in 1987 and was so successful at selling lean pork cuts, it actually hurt the rest of the pig.

A pig bought on credit is forever grunting

A pig has just as many rights as a man." 1984

Compared to what she was running, these things are pig heavy and have no power. If I had to jump into an Indy Car, I'd be as lost as she was. Now that she's getting accustomed to the cars, we are beginning to see her potential.

People can lose their worldly goods. They can lose their house. They can lose their car. They find their cat, their dog, their guinea pig or their rabbit and they feel like they have hope,

You sullen pig of a manyou force me into the mudwith your stinking ash-cart!

In business I want to be a pig because pigs get fatter and hogs gets slaughtered.

In doing of either, let wit bear a stroke,/ For buying or selling of pig in a poke.

I love food. I'm a huge food addict. I think in my past life I was a pig or something like that, but I love eating; I never stop eating.

I knew I wasn't buying a pig in a poke. I knew how good he was.

The choice is to have it inspected or to buy a pig in a poke.

I'm not involved in sport, I'm commited.""Do you know the difference?""Think of eggs and ham!""The chicken is involved but the pig is commited!

I'm gonna stay in Culpeper and wash this pig the rest of my life.

I love the long shot. The pig and I will be out all over Pennsylvania for the next couple of weeks.

Generally speaking, when we get better rains the pig numbers tend to go up; when we have droughts the pig numbers tend to go down.

They have to do the right thing for their shareholders and make sure they don't buy a pig in a poke.

The ultimate beneficiary of the pig genome project is really not the pork producer, it's the consumer.

As Romeo Irving reminded me of a pig who has been taught to play the fiddle. He did it cleverly, but would be better employed in squealing.

Everyone is asking us where the pig is at.

It was really short notice for us. He had been eating like a pig because he didn't have to fight. Him being an athlete the weight came off fast.

Under a forehead roughly comparable to that of Javanese and Piltdown man are visible a pair of tiny pig eyes, lit up alternately by greed and concupiscence.

We got a lot of pig to cover.

Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.

You shouldn't try to teach a pig to sing. You waste your time and it annoys the pig.

A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to a man. But a pig will look you straight in the eye and see his equal.