Pints Quotations

Every pint bottle should contain a quart.

However, one cannot put a quart in a pint cup.

A pint can't hold a quart - if it holds a pint it is doing all that can be expected of it.

There is nothing so perfect as pinball and a pint at 11 a.m.

Take a quart of nature, boil it down to a pint, and the residue is art.

The pint would call the quart a dualist, if you tried to pour the quart into him.