Simile Quotations

I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor.

You don't have to get it right the first time.

Similes prove nothing, but yet greatly lighten and relieve the tedium of argument.

Telling someone about what a symbol means is like telling someone how music should make them feel.

Looking for an entirely reliable informant is like looking for a chaste mistress.

A good simile,--as concise as a king's declaration of love.

A simile is just a metaphor with the scaffolding still up.

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

Grinning like a necrophiliac in a morgue.

Thou hast the most unsavoury similes.

Never use a long word where a short one will do.

If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out

A metaphor is like a simile.