Charlie Sheen Quotations | Page 2

It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.

If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned.

Let's hook up and just bring fiery death.

I've always been a little skittish about death. On certain days I'm okay with it. On other days it's like, "Really? I have to? No, man, not me."

I'm grandiose because I live a grandiose life.

The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive.

I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami.

I'm not in any way religious. I don't go to church, but I consider myself spiritual.

You can't criticize Bob Dylan's singing. You have to respect Billy Joel as a brilliant poet. You can't tell me there's a better rock band ever than Led Zeppelin. And if you speak during the Eagles' "Last Resort," we're done. I'm just asking for seven minutes. This stuff really matters, you know.

You have this great big fantasy life, and it looks like a non-stop 24/7 party. But what do you do when you get to the end of the Internet and there's nothing left to buy? There's just a picture of Wayne Newton flipping you off.

I just think the whole disease model of addiction is crap. It's rooted in fiction and junk science.

The truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy!

I refuse to grow up. I won't become the adult guy.

Guys want to be respected and acknowledged. They want to feel what they contributed matters.

You can put people's feet to the fire a bit just by reminding them that we're constantly creating our own history.

You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party.

I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.

I know that sounds arrogant, but you can't not be special and have a 30-year career.

A lot of people will say, "Oh, I got into acting because I wanted to explore my craft." They're a bunch of liars, unless they're Sean Penn, DeNiro or my dad. For the rest of us it was all about chicks and money.

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.

Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your freakin arms.

Defeat is not an option. Period. The End.

I'll hear a song I love and suddenly I'm isolated from everything around me just for a nanosecond. That's a moment between a moment.

By the way, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground and all you people care about is my bullshit... Pathetic. Shame, shame shame

I got tiger blood man. Dying is for fools

Just tell the truth and you're home free. If there are amends to be made, you make them. You own it and move on.

Every plan I have is the best plan in the room.

I dare anyone to debate me on things.

You never have to look over your shoulder when you tell the truth. You never have to remember the details, because they are what they are. And you don't have to make sure your story matches everyone else's.

I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.

If someone follows you, go to a different room. If they keep following you, get in your car. If they follow you in your car, drive to a police station. There are ways to not engage.

Rock bottom; that's a fishing term.

I'm kind of old-fashioned in a lot of ways. I prefer mano a mano. Even if you have two girls in the house, it's not like we're together all the time. But I need variety.

The nights I don't sleep it's because there's a higher calling telling me to stand guard.

Early on, I used to think it was really cool and macho to jump out of the car and tackle the bad guy. But then when you see the stunts in the movie, you realize it could've been a lady in a poncho.

You can have rules at home that are different from the rest of the world's as long as you're not hurting anyone.

I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I'm extremely old-fashioned. I'm a nobleman. I'm chivalrous.

I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring, normal lives. And I gave that to them. I may forget about them tomorrow, but they'll live with that memory for the rest of their lives. And that's a gift, man.

Guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies, a ton of success, I mean, come on bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying.

Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again. To teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life.

It's definitely safer to be single, especially with this cottage industry that's devoted to extorting celebrities.

It’s been a tsunami of media and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.

If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. People say, 'Oh, you'd better work through your resentments.' Yeah, no. I'm gonna hang on to them, and they're gonna fuel my attack. And they're going to fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous and secret and silent soldiers. Because they're all around you. Sorry, you thought you were just messing with one dude. Winning.

Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it's as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb.

You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart.

Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.

I never insert myself into situations where I am completely blind or don't have a single clue about what's being discussed. I don't to be an impostor and just helping for the sake of helping. If I am going to help somebody, I want it to be valuable. And if they don't follow my advice, then they are a frigging idiot. I'm joking.

It ain't a party til something gets broken.

If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.

It's not about the big deal you struck that day, it's not about the new car, it's not about the obvious stuff. It's about that little introspective moment you had in the middle of all that. Those are moments between the moments, and that's where life is.

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

Women are not to be hit, they're to be hugged and caressed.

There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to become a television critic. Can you imagine? But I would even consider becoming a baseball scout. Traveling around the heartland looking for the next world-beating phenom.

Let's talk about something exciting. Me.

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.

I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

Im a peaceful man with bad intentions.

I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

People can't figure me out, they can't process me, I don't expect them to. You can't process me with the normal brain.

I'm tired of pretending I'm not special,

I got tiger blood, man. My brain...fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.

I was bangin’ 7 gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.

I’m not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly.

I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.

The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.

We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?

A lot of people think Major League's called Wild Thing. As they should.

as long as two people are still in the game.

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

I made a commitment to this woman that I love, this family that I love and I realized this can be fixed and it's okay to part the ego, to abandon self and just stay true to my commitment and be a man of my word. Things are really good. Today we have hope, we have a shot,

I had to take a step back and really take a look at myself and the situation. I made a commitment to this woman that I love, this family that I love and I realized this can be fixed.

I had an epiphany later on what the sports highlight is for. The sports highlight is for parents, people that should be spending more time doing more important things. But it just bothered me when, I mean... who bathes in the ninth inning? Who bathes in the fourth quarter? I had to take a step back and really take a look at myself and the situation.

Oh, that. I just do that for the extra money, and to satisfy my male need to kill and win.

It's the first time I got dumped in my life,

It's the first time I got dumped in my life. I think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass.

The most damage I did was to myself and to the people who got caught in the maelstrom. The worst thing that happened was the overdose. But I didn't go in with three other dudes who overdosed with me. No, you overdose alone.

There's an innocence that has kind of gone away. Umm . . . the novelty factor hasn't been there for a while.

There's always a chance for that (reconciliation) as long as two people are still in the game ... I mean alive -- that's in the game in my world.

I deeply regret her response to my request for the court to decide what's best for our children has taken the form of baseless allegations that I deny.