Charlie Sheen Quotations

I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course.

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.

The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew what it was like to go those dark places. I played a guy who died as a result of his abuse.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

I have one speed, I have one gear: go!

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.

I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.

I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.

What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?

You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's available to everybody, so just shut your traps and put down your McDonalds, your vaccines, your Us Weekly, your TMZ and the rest of it.

I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.

We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.

I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.

It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.

For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.

I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box.

I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red-blooded young American male in my position wouldn't?

People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack.

I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

You can't process me with a normal brain.

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab.

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it.

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.

Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money.

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.

I was with one at a time with the other four watching. It was a little uncomfortable, actually. I wouldn't recommend five at once. There's just not enough guy to go around.

I was never shut down by the drugs; that was my problem. Cocaine was an aphrodisiac. I think that was a bit of a curse.

Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again, to teach others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and meaning to this life.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on,

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

I kind of like that romantic image of being in a rocker with my family gathered around, all these generations in one room, listening intently to my stories.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

People ask all the time, "What are you thinking?" It's my least favorite question in the world. The last bastion of solace is my mind. It's an invasion.

The problem with prostitutes is, what if you actually like somebody you meet in that situation? Where do you go from there? What do you do?

Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.

I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.

I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.

I believe in detox. I think detox is smart. You've got a guy who's in an opiate cycle or a dope cycle or something, and he can't get out of it. You shut him down long enough so at least his body can start working for itself again.

There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I declared myself King of Vegas and decided to remodel my hotel room with my bare hands to resemble King Louis XIV's bedroom at Versailles. Knocked down two entire walls, and later had four knuckle surgeries. Still wasn't as high as Rob Ford.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

I think the power of the mind is amazing, and we've barely scratched the surface of what it can do.

I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term.

Can't is the cancer of happening.

You can't cure your own cancer, obviously, especially if it's late stage.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

You make a choice to win and you win

The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.

You can't not be a little different from others and be successful for three decades.

I don't sleep. I wait. I sleep in cars and on couches. I sleep when I can, but when I can't sleep, I just don't, so I figure there's a higher calling keeping me on point that night.

Get your egos off the battlefield.

I have Tiger Blood running through my vains.

Shooting a movie can be so tedious. You're trying to get 20 different angles on the same swing. You never get into a rhythm. But I took it very seriously.

I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself.

I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad.

Fear is never a good enough reason to do nothing

Steroids build your muscles, but they don't build your tendons or ligaments.

I’m done with the winning cause I’ve already won.

Dying is for fools. I'm proud of what I created. I exposed people to magic. I exposed people to things they would never see in their normal lives.

I usually have a song in my head. I'm thinking music, I'm thinking lyrics. Music helps me get to those moments. The moments between the moments.

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

Once you start altering your body's blueprint, things start falling apart. Some players take steroids, and two years later, after they've broken records, suddenly they have back problems, shoulder problems, arm problems. They're out of the game for good.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image.

People misinterpret my passion for anger.

Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit

I blinked and I cured my brain.

Athletes become our heroes, because they're superhuman. They do things nobody else can do. They're better than 6 billion other people.

They sell pot named after me in the dispensaries. And I'm not even a pot guy. I was so honored.