Shaquille O'Neal Theorem Quotations

Me shooting 40% at the foul line is just God's way to say nobody's perfect.

Can I go one day without somebody saying something negative about me?

There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we're planning for the parade.

I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me.

Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!

That is why one day I said my game will be like the Pythagorean Theorem - hard to figure out. A lot of people really don't know the Pythagorean Theory. They don't make them like me anymore. They don't want to make them like that anymore.