Love is like a poisonous mushroom -- you don't know if it is the real thing until it is too late
Business is like a wheelbarrow--it stands still until someone pushes it.
Keep your mouth closed until your mind is in gear.
There are no foolish questions and no one becomes a fool until they have stopped asking questions.
Writing is simple. First you have to make sure you have plenty of paper... sharp pencils... typewriter ribbon. Then put your belly up to your desk... roll a sheet of paper into the typewriter... and stare at it until beads of blood appear on your forehead.
Consider the whale: It never gets into trouble until it comes up and starts spouting.
Don't worry about the intensity and direction of the putt -- until you get on the green!
You go to psychiatrist when your slightly cracked and keep going until you're completely broke.
Some folks won't look up until they are flat on their backs
Even a mosquito doesn't get a pat on the back until he's well into his work.
The mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the minute you're born and never stops working until you get up to speak in public.