If Radiohead were a fruit we would be apples, because apples are festive
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.
Do you think Radiohead is my whole goddamn life? I also have a roadside cart where I sell apples and mincemeat pies.
The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs