Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
One lives in the hope of becoming a memory.
'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!
Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.
It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.
The best time to make friends is before you need them.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be.
We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.
I never said most of the things I said.
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.
God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.
Without change, something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.
Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.
Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it.
Women are made to be loved, not understood.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.
Advice is like snow - the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind.
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.
