Zach Braff Trying Quotations

In fifth grade, we had to write a story and read it in front of the class. When I read mine out, the class were just belly laughing. And I remember being like, 'This is the coolest!' So I want to dedicate my life to trying to make people laugh. I can't imagine doing anything else.

It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.

Every time I see a child walking down the street I like to trip them. While they look for their missing teeth, I personally remind them that no matter how hard they try I will always be better than them.

Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack.

People are always saying bad things about them, but really they think they're just trying to clean up our planet. I'm not saying it's right but, you know, we could all benefit from following that example.

I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds.

You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the special Olympics. Obviously I would win without contest, but the point is that they are trying their best.

I'm 26 years old, and I've spent my whole life waiting for something else to start. Now I realize that this is all there is, and I'm going to try to live my life like that.

My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.