Abe Lemons American Quotations

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.