Abe Lemons Sports Quotations

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

You mean in the state?

I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat?

They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.

Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.

If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.

You always catch the wrong players.