Charles M. Schulz Dog Quotations

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

Happiness is a warm puppy.

That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.

Sometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog..." "You play with the cards you're dealt... Whatever that means.

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.

We used to have a dog named Snoopy, you know, a real live dog. I suppose people who love Snoopy won't like it, but we gave him away. He fought with other dogs, so we traded him in for a load of gravel.