Dizzy Dean Baseball Quotations

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

Let the teachers teach English and I will teach baseball. There is a lot of people in the United States who say isn't, and they ain't eating.

Let the teachers learn the kids English. Ol' Diz will learn the kids baseball.

I'd get me a bunch of bats and balls and sneak me a couple of umpires and learn them kids behind the Iron Curtain how to tote a bat and play baseball.

Fans, don't fail to miss tomorrow's game.