E. W. Howe Marriage Quotations

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.

For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.

To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.

There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.