Earl Wilson American Quotations

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.