Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.
Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.
He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.
Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.
For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.