Eddie Izzard Coffee Quotations

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them.

This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard flight...one, from...here to there. We'll be cruising at a height of ten feet, going up to twelve and a half feet if we see anything big. And our copilot today is a flask of coffee.

Cos people think I'm on drugs and I'm not. I'm really quite... Just a bit of coffee. When I take drugs I start going, Oh, would you like insurance?