Frank Zappa And Quotations

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to.

These girls wouldn't let just anybody spew on their vital parts, they wanted a guy from a group with a big hit song on the charts.

Out on a 30 day tour, you got nothing, but groupies and promoters to love you.

My guitar wants to kill your mama.

The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater.

The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse.

Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.