Graham Chapman British Quotations

There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.

I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.

Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples.

You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show.

Other people build sketches after taking too many sleeping pills, but I never preferred that method, since I would keep dropping my pencil.