James Patterson Maximum Quotations

I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.

Max-I'm not going to die today.

I feel like I'm going to HURL. Which, even if I wanted to do, I couldn't do, because I haven't eaten. I can't even drag myself out of my room. And while I'd be able to muster the strength to roundhouse Fang until he begged for MERCY, I'de be mush around an Eraser.

do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?

It is my time. The time of maximum ride...

Once a bird kid, always a bird kid. - maximum ride series

They call me, The Sharkalator

Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here]," said Fang stunned.

Excuse me? I'm alive too.

Gazzy: "Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R.

Pick a tree. I'll carve our initials into it." -Fang

Don't ever leave me again." -Max I won't. I won't not ever." -Fang

You stand out like a fart in a church.

you're a diabolical little pyro, aren't you? He blushed modestly.

I offered to pee on him, but they said no

Gazzy: "Just Ten?" Angel: "No." Gazzy: "Five?" Angel: "No.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

He grinned at me so unexpectedly I forgot to flap for a second and dropped several feet."You looove me," he crooned smugly holding his arms out wide, he added,"You love me this much.

Ari felt like, Hellooo, I have wings! I turn into a wolf! Blending is out is out of the question!

Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open." Have you been watching Oprah again?