Jay Leno Nbc Quotations

NBC fired pinhead Peter Arnett. He gave an interview on Iraqi television criticizing the U.S. military and saying our battle plan was all wrong. The good news is, after he said that, today he was given an honorary Oscar.

We had President Obama on the show last night. I think the president enjoys visiting NBC because we're the only place that has lower numbers than he does.

I'm going to be going to a secluded spot where no one can find me - NBC prime time.

The worst thing about losing this job: I’m no longer covered by NBC. I have to sign up for ObamaCare.

I don’t like goodbyes, NBC does.

How many have seen that Osama bin Laden footage? Pretty scary. In fact, today, NBC ordered 13 more episodes.