Johnny Carson President Quotations

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.

Did you know Richard Nixon is the only president whose formal portrait was painted by a police sketch artist?

I can empathize with President [George Bush]. I know what it feels like having a young guy waiting around for you to keel over.

Egyptian President Sadat had a belly dancer entertain President Nixon at a state dinner. Mr. Nixon was really impressed. He hadn't seen contortions like that since Rose Mary Woods.

The good news is that the president gets another chance. The bad news is that he'll be two weeks older.