Josh Billings American Quotations

The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so.

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.

One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he can.

Knowledge is like money: the more one gets, the more one craves.

To bring up a child in the way he should go - travel that way yourself.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

Genius ain't nothing more than elegant common sense.

The trouble with most folks ain't so much their ignorance as knowing so many things that ain't so.