Karl Pilkington Men Quotations

You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.

You never see an old man eating a Twix

The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’

Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.

Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.