Kin Hubbard Way Quotations

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded.

There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.

A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.