Kin Hubbard Funny Quotations

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.

The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.