Lily Tomlin Life Quotations

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

Many times I sit back and say, 'I can't believe that this is my life!' Other times, I feel self-satisfied. I mean, there's a lot to be proud and thankful for but, nonetheless, it's just a life!

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won't.

If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?