Mark Twain Beer Quotations

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

The house was as empty as a beer closet in a premises where painters have been at work.

Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.

The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.

Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.

Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.