Mark Twain Knows Quotations

The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot.

You try to tell me anything about the newspaper business! Sir, I have been through it from Alpha to Omaha, and I tell you that the less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.

I have told him all I know about it. And now he knows nothing about it himself.

The man who is a pessimist before forty-eight knows too much; if he is an optimist after it he knows too little

Only he who has seen better days and lives to see better days again knows their full value.

It's not the parts of the Bible I don't know that worries me...it's the parts that I do.

Men are easily dealt with--but when you get the women started, you are in for it, you know.

The physician who knows only medicine, knows not even medicine.

The more I know people, the more I love my dog.

Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain’t got no business doing wrong when he ain’t ignorant and knows better.

That is just the way with some people. They get down on a thing when they don’t know nothing about it.

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.

Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.

If you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it loudly. Do not compound mispronunciation with inaudibility

Faith is believing things you know aint true

It is not what a man knows, but what he thinks of in time.