Mark Twain Together Quotations

Man's mind clumsily and tediously and laboriously patches little trivialities together and gets a result - such as it is

Varanasi" is older than history, older than tradition, older even than legend, and looks twice as old as all of them put together

It takes your enemy and your friend, working together to hurt you to the heart; the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you

They all laid their heads together like as many lawyers when they are gettin' ready to prove that a man's heirs ain't got any right to his property.

Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born --a hundred million years --and I have suffered more in an hour, in this life, than I remember to have suffered in the whole hundred million years put together.

I hope all of us may eventually be together in everlasting peace and bliss -- except the inventor of the #‎ telephone .

Is the human race a joke? Was it devised and patched together in a dull time when there was nothing important to do?

To string incongruities and absurdities together in a wandering and sometimes purposeless way, and seem innocently unaware that they are absurdities, is the basis of the American art, if my position is correct.

Synergy - the bonus that is achieved when things work together harmoniously.

Benaras is older than history, older than tradition, older even than legend, and looks twice as old as all of them put together!

Darwin abolished special creations, contributed the Origin of Species and hitched all life together in one unbroken procession of Siamese Twins, the whole evolved by natural and orderly processes from one microscopic parent germ.

I am the entire human race compacted together. I have found that there is no ingredient of the race which I do not possess in either a small way or a large way.

The signs of excessive indulgence in this destructive pastime are easily detectable. They are these: A disposition to eat, to drink, to smoke, to meet together convivially, to laugh, to joke, and tell indelicate stories— and mainly, a yearning to paint pictures.