Mark Twain Vanity Quotations

My idea of our civilization is that it is a shoddy, poor thing and full of cruelties, vanities, arrogances, meannesses and hypocrisies.

The offspring of riches: Pride, vanity, ostentation, arrogance, tyranny

We love old travelers: we love to hear them prate, drivel and lie; we love them for their asinine vanity, their ability to bore, their luxuriant fertility of imagination, their startling, brilliant, overwhelming mendacity.

There are no grades of vanity; there are only grades of ability in concealing it.

All you drunkards: Put down the intoxicating Vanity Metrics.

He had only one vanity; he thought he could give advice better than any other person.