Merle Haggard Alcohol Quotations

I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be.

We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee, we don't take trips on LSD. We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street, we like living right and free.

Staring at the world through the bottom of a glass, all I see is a man who's fading fast.

Heaven knows that alcohol is the worst thing in the world, but it's debatable whether cocaine is worse than caffeine or whether it's the same thing and they just changed the name.

The turn I made was not the one I planned. And I watched my social standing slip away from me, while I watched the bottle slowly take command.