People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.
Women are good listeners, but it's a waste of time telling your troubles to a man unless there's something specific you want him to do.
Naturally, the neurotic wants you to love him twice as much, for he's going to cut it in half anyway.
We have to call it "freedom": who'd want to die for "a lesser tyranny"
When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed. When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.
No woman wants to see herself too clearly.
Nobody ever loved anybody like everybody wants to be loved.
We often pray to be better, when in truth we only want to feel better.