Mignon McLaughlin Funny Quotations

Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.

It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.

All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.

What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures.

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.

Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.