Mort Sahl People Quotations

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

When people write comedy from neutrality, it just gets kind of silly.

There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong!

I found people looked better when they laughed

I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?

The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.

I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.