Nick Offerman Woodworking Quotations

If I had more time, I'd watch more woodworking or home-improvement shows, but, not enough hours in the day.

Let's just say I can never be cast again after Ron Swanson. Then I have a life of theater and woodworking and my wife to look forward to, and that doesn't make me anything but very happy.

I really bridled when Parks And Rec became popular and woodworking publications wanted me to do stuff with them.