P. J. O'Rourke Cute Quotations

Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.

I have a 10 year old at home, and she is always saying, 'That's not fair.' When she says that, I say, "Honey, you're cute; that's not fair. Your family is pretty well off; that's not fair. You were born in America; that's not fair. Honey, you had better pray to God that things don't start getting fair for you.

The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory.

That doesn't mean that you should just sit back and just let accidents happen to you. No, you have to go out and cause them yourself. That way you're in control of the situation.